First Ramble

I figure since me and Peter ramble on endlessly about things that don't make sense on the phone, we should put them down in writing. So here we go.

I had a bag of goldfish today. How delicious are those things? Seriously? We the whole reason I ate a bag of these was cause i was like, i need some snack cause i'm hungry but i don't wanna spoil my dinner. So I eat them, and look at the back. 200 calories in that small bag. What a load of crap. That seems like a lot for something so small and only takes about a minute to eat.

Sarah Jessica Parker was named the Unsexiest Woman in the World by Maxim magazine. How mean is that? What did she ever do to piss off some writer off, who probably is the best looking dude in the world by the way, enough that he would give her the #1 unsexiest? What an ass. She's not that bad looking. I mean honestly, you know like every guy had some bit of wanting to see her naked on sex and the city. Probably just cause it was in her contract to not be nude but whatevs.

James Carville looks like an alien.

I used to be kinda against all those vh1 dating shows but due to it being shoved down my throat, I am loving this Rock of Love 2 stuff. Man, that dude really digs these chicks. And they're being total b's about caring about him. Like that Kristie Joe chick. Totally lame. Walks out of his house. Gay. And then there's that other chick Megan who just got kicked off, and for the dumbest reason. Why did she have to lie and say she wasn't crying about her ex? Lame. Have you heard Daisy's band? Man. Gooooooood. Not so good actually. I was jk'in.

Well i'm gonna stop cause I'm pretty sure that's a decent length. I would totally have gotten an A on this essay.

matthew! <3